small-dick-complex, a real traffic problem.

Whoever invented the ugly-ass small dick car seriously should slap himself.


It's one thing to have terrible self image problem and taking it out on the streets, but it's another thing when said image problem gets in the way of traffic and disturbs innocent people. I don't know what purpose those giant wheels fulfill, but they don't seem to get you fools away from me any faster. In fact, I feel like every time I see you, you are either right behind me or right behind some other poor car, flashing your ridiculous head lights and pissing off the drivers. Rude ass bitch.


First of all, why the fuck are you tailing me when there are no cars on either side of us for a good few miles? If you want to move faster, go the fuck around. Just because you have wheels made for semis doesn't mean you are a semi, so don't think my ass is scared of you, you giant firefly on wheels. Real truck don't need to harass people with their lights to make way because their presences alone demand respect. Your presence alone is a joke. Get away from me.

And seriously, why the fuck would anyone need head lights that bright? Isn't that what high beam lights are for? And it's not like they are having trouble seeing when sitting up so high over looking all the other cars anyway. Turn those fucking lights down, you mother fucker. Your ass is not blind. You don't need that much light to see the streets. And if you are blind, then your ass has no business driving in the first place. Get off the streets, asshole.

People with regular sized cars rarely have their penis size questioned, and people with small/compact sized cars never pissed off other drivers and even gets respect sometime. Maybe they're onto something here, that bigger car does not equal bigger dick, having a car that ugly is just rude and it applies to everyone who owns one. You are not the exception. You and your small dick is not special. Cut that shit out. Go green, get a hybrid and for fuck's sake, save the planet, damn it.


I'm using the term 'he' and 'his' when talking about this because let's face it, it's not sexism when one gender does in fact worry about the size of their genital more than the other and some of them are always trying to prove their worth through obnoxious compensation measurements. No woman with half a common sense would ever want to be seen stepping out of the driver side of these cars. Any man with an half inch dick would probably own one though.

Calling these drivers neanderthals would probably be insulting to the neanderthals since they didn't invent the wheels and therefore are not indirectly contributing to the green house effect while the shit emitting from these cars probably are contributing to the glaciers melting.

Sometime I wonder, do these people know the reputation that comes with owning and operating these dreadful hybrid of a car or are they all delusional and think that the rule doesn't apply to them?

Octobers are always bad.

Remember when I said that this October has been relatively handle-able and expected a quiet end to October?

Yeah well, I guess I spoke too soon. Since this weekend I managed to lost my phone and locked myself out of the laundry room without a key to get in while my clothes were still in the dryer. I thought the big bang of bad luck this year would be the food poisoning thing but it turned out to be this. Oh well, I wasn't too crazy about that phone anyway. Let's just hope that the naked pictures I took of myself aren't gonna come back later to haunt me when I'm important/rich and famous later.

Just kidding, I don't have naked pictures. Just in case someone took me seriously, it's so hard doing sarcasm through text.

So beside the disability of not knowing what time it is, I am glad to report that life isn't falling apart because I am without a cell phone. How transcendentalism is that? It's as if I'm totally living Walden. (Again, sarcasm)

Moving on... the last three months of the year, for me, is always the longest with the most annoying holidays, Thanksgiving, XMas, happiness and commercialized life style overload, ugh, whatever.  The downside is, this year seems like it's going to be extra hard to endure because I am so much closer in proximity to my family than ever and all I want is for January to come so I can quit my job and pack my bags. Looking forward to something sucks. The upside? I hear there are great shopping deals around these time on a certain Friday.

I have spent a quiet amount of time on the interweb researching about what I need to bring for Ghana, and finalized them down to a list, so there is definitely going to some serious spending this next two months. If I'm not already broke enough now, I will for sure be broke then.

Some (very few) of my friends asked me if there were anything I would like for them to buy for me, and under normal circumstances, I would say preach a Destiny's Child song and say, I buy my own shitz!, but the fact is, I could totally use the help and would love to have something to think of them when I'm away, so I crafted a Wish List on Amazon. So if anyone feels generous, you are welcome to check out my list. You can even engrave your names on the stuff so I can be permanently in your debt and never forget it.